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    Gil Brandt predicts Cowboys 1st pick

    Did you see that video? [SPOILER ALERT] The bitch in pink gets slapped in the head with a shovel and takes a digger onto the concrete. It was pretty fucking sweet.
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    For the first time, U.S. high school graduation rate tops 80 percent, report finds

    What the fuck are Idaho, Oklahoma and Kentucky hiding?
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    For the first time, U.S. high school graduation rate tops 80 percent, report finds

    96? Why you no get 99 or 100?
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    Matt Johnson A McClay Pick?

    I shit you not when I started typing this I was only going to post about a thread I came across the other day and how it should provide a little caution for a full fledged swan dive into the Will McClay hot tub. I was curious how much lip service Will McClay had received prior to last fall...
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    Good News: The Sex Was Consensual

    Yeah, I don't care for accepting all the baggage that would come with supporting a single stance of either party. It's fucking mentally lazy and quite honestly I don't see how everyone can just "fit the mold". Oh, you're a republican? Well then, that means you support A, B, and C, right? Oh...
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    Good News: The Sex Was Consensual

    I'm actually shocked it took so long. Just from a practical standpoint of how wasteful the whole thing has been. When you try to imagine the time, effort, and money wasted it's almost laughable. How many billions (shit, maybe trillions) of dollars have been wasted and how much purposeful and...
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    Good News: The Sex Was Consensual

    Since you guys aren't staying OT (talking about the sex they had, hypothesizing possible positions and toys employed, etc.), I guess I'll throw a little OT thought of mine out there. Whenever someone asks is the government should be involved in some area it seems like people on both sides of...
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    Source thread

    Can you make sure I get those secret whispers in a PM, just for old time's sake?
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    Good News: The Sex Was Consensual

    For those who have been waiting and hoping to get confirmation, Monica Lewinski says that her relationship with Bill Clinton was consensual. Good thing we can finally lay that mystery to rest. Was it really necessary to say this? You sucked his dick and didn't bite it off. Dead giveaway that...
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    1500 Year Old Bible Claims Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified – Vatican In Awe

    Omg. Their names both end in "s" too. And in Spanish a "j" sounds like an "h". Whoa......
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    1500 Year Old Bible Claims Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified – Vatican In Awe

    I wonder how many books with contradicting stories are out there. Or where out there. I imagine many were tossed out or discarded at some point or another.
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    Various expert opinions on Johnny Football

    I'm an expert. Fuck Manziel.
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    Cowboys decision to pick up option on Claiborne won’t be an easy one

    Of course he will. His draft spot pretty much means he'll have unlimited chances.
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    L.A. Clippers owner in hot water after rant about minorities

    Alright, who logged in under Jon and what the hell are you taking about?
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    L.A. Clippers owner in hot water after rant about minorities

    Damn. Lifetime ban. Gonna be forced to sell the team.
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    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    Jesus I hope someone records the draft room cam.
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    Pick 47: Gavin Escobar, TE, San Diego State

    Hey gais, Who knew his shitty blocking would keep him off the field. This guy!!!
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    Pick 47: Gavin Escobar, TE, San Diego State

    Dallas Cowboys: Unsure about Witten since 2006.
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    For the first time, U.S. high school graduation rate tops 80 percent, report finds

    Keep lowering the bar and they'll hit 90%.
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    Navy's new Railgun can hurl shells at 5,000 MPH

    How does each shell cost 25K? Looks like a swimming pool torpedo.
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