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  1. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Fuck this summer, these assholes better elevate the offense to the top of the league and be running other teams into the dirt in January. My argument isn't even that these guys suck. To be honest, I don't follow college football enough to know if they do suck or not. They could be studs...
  2. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Or three years. That's about how long I've heard this shit. "Can't fix the OL in a single offseason. Can't fix the secondary and the OL in a single offseason". They'll never get shit fixed as long as they keep fucking around with this 2 TE system to the tune of 2nd round picks and take #3...
  3. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Oh, last year you say? Well, lets just throw out the fucking fact that the team played from behind every week. Here's the time with the lead in the 8 home games. Here's some numbers from Sturm over the last 5 seasons. That's 36% over the past 5 years which is about 360 plays per...
  4. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    What's the point. It's after the fact. Of course many would have probably preferred the DT in the first and the C they took in the 2nd. That's said, I know damn well I don't need another TE so I wouldn't have fucking taken a TE. Fuck, Bell went right after Escobar. Gimme the RB who will be...
  5. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Personally, I think the draft is bullshit through the first three picks with the safety being the only pick I really care for. Not happy to hear the team reached for a guy by most accounts. Although I will say after having seen how this team fucked over rounds 2 and 3, I'm actually content...
  6. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Obviously that's because they didn't have a kick ass tight end for #2. Good call Bob. I'm sure this offense will be unstoppable now.
  7. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    So what the fuck does nearly the rest of the league do? How many teams have a comparable trio?
  8. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Apparently we prevented the 49ers from getting Escobar. That's what they've done. Good to know this team makes draft selections based on whether or not teams they can't even compete with are looking to draft the same player.
  9. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Larry Allen? Damn, that's reaching way back. Probably back to a time when you were still rocking those "White Power" footed pajamas.
  10. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Rather than get a guy who can play every offensive snap, lets take another TE who's probably gonna get half the snaps just like Bennett did. Good plan.
  11. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    That's what happens when Jerry hears that all the value is in the 3rd round. He trades for an extra 3rd and drafts only players who have 3rd round grades.
  12. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Well there you have it. Why even hire scouts when Tony can turn the TV on and do all their work during the draft?
  13. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Fucking joke. This team and it's fucking disgusting ass TE fetish is just absurd.
  14. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    All the YouTube scouts are out over at CZ. "Well he looks good" Lets face it. Nobody outside of the real draft nuts really knew of this guy. I think you'd be hard pressed to find many who would have jumped on a first rounder for him. The team could have selected a warm box of dog shit and...
  15. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Think about the guy who looks like a fan. Must suck to be him. Sit there and watch the entire room fuck itself while your fearless coach detaches from everyone in the room.
  16. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Look at Stephen acting like he's saying something of value. Leaning forward and using his hands. Looks like he just found the cure to cancer. I bet he's talking about the bathroom being out of TP.
  17. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    I doubt Garrett cares either way. Just a bunch of "yeahs" and "uh huh". He looks like he couldn't give two shits about what is going on.
  18. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Get a good look at him while you can. He might not make it to training camp.
  19. Hoofbite

    2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Well done Jerry. You made your noise by trading but still get to pick in the 1st round, thus keeping your team relevant for the rest of the night. I bet Dallas trades that pick too. I've read some stuff that #31 and #32 are prime picks simply because teams can take QBs there and they get to...
  20. Hoofbite

    My Yearly Report on What I Am Hearing About the Draft

    I dunno about Cooper. He looks like he's got a coulpe decades of hard drug use under his belt. He and Greg Odom should face off in a "who looks old enough for social security" competition.
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