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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Fuzz, please post more, but less seriously. I'm really not that damn important.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Do I need to make a 2 hour phone call?
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    I forgot her prosthetic arm.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Dullard is a title, just like Tight End. Please capitalize appropriately.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Don't ask me to do it, I'm going to be burying my Mom.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Guys, come on, man. Please don't fight over me. We're all brothers. In a world of green balloons and massage cream that gets warm when you blow on it, I'm really not that important.
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    Trayvon Martin shooting: Zimmerman says Trayvon decked him, then began hammering him

    LOL
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    My 600 Lb Life on A&E

    My wife is a saint. She believes every word I say. Even when I tell her she looks good.
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    Archer: How similar are Jason Garrett, Pete Carroll?

    They both have two "r"s in the middle of their last names. Their names even SOUND alike! I seriously know this game! Why don't you see that? Game over.
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    Bleacher Report: Jerry Dooms Cowboys again, Troy Aikman as GM?

    I don't have wiring in the bottom drawer of my home-office cabinet. Therefore, this article is just another display of horrendous writing by the media.
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    Who would you like to see play in next years Super Bowl?

    Cowboys vs. Dallas. Win-win.
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    Post your favorite Cowboys pictures

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    Post your favorite Cowboys pictures

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    Oh jesus christ

    Number of times I have masturbated? Zero, zip, zilch, nada.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    How dare you.
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    Hey do you guys realize?

    I thought I could trust you with what I tell you in PMs. You are out of the circle, Amigo.
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    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    You should post more, seriously. Seriously.
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    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    Reminds me of the time I cornered Jim Kelly and told him that not only the Cowboys would beat the daylights out of he and his acolytes, but that the final score would be 51-17. I was off by a point. Lin Elliot played a joke on me when he told me before the game he would intentionally miss an...
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Yeah, well that's not me. You'd have better luck shoving a pumpkin seed up a gnat's behind with a butter knife on a hot July in Tallahassee than you would proving me wrong, Amigo.
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    Meet the guy who will do the same thing as the guy currently doing the wrong things

    I'm going to call you bus driver because you took people to school.
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