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  1. TheZoneSucks

    2018 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Roster Moves

    We've seen this same movie several times already. What's that I hear? "I got you, babe"
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    Did Jerry pull the plug on his own forums?

    Dez is my pick. They will tell us all about how he has refocused like never before, is balling out in camp, and has greatly matured in the span of a few months... ... and then he gets busted for weed or something in preseason.
  3. TheZoneSucks

    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    Fess up time too, how many here automatically read "Foles is not an option" in the fake Jerry Jones voice from the Ticket?
  4. TheZoneSucks

    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    In response to Ben's tweet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mSd5t2n3ck
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    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    Just wanted to bring this quote up so that it can add that much more sauce to this shit sandwich: "Foles is not an option." ---Jerry Jones He preferred Kellen Moore. Let that sink in and marinate with how this season played out.
  6. TheZoneSucks

    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    Yeah, that's gross. I need mind bleach now to get the image out of my head.
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    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    Translation: "I am having to reduce prices because people are not buying my shit since I didn't fire Garrett for 2018."
  8. TheZoneSucks

    Did Jerry pull the plug on his own forums?

    Should have never hired him to begin with, but Jerry likes him some empty resumes. He's more comfortable that way.
  9. TheZoneSucks

    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    I hope they do kick our asses twice in 2018, because it's going to take a 5-11 or worse to force Jerry's hand. This is why I fucking despise Jerry Jones. He's forced me into a position of rooting for bad seasons to force rational decisions that should be easy to evaluate, and make. One of...
  10. TheZoneSucks

    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    Also, I cheered for the Giants to prevent the Patriots from 19-0. There hasn't been one second I regretted that choice, and I still despise the Giants.
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    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    Not only that, but to cheer for the Patriots to surpass the Cowboys is far more of an offense to me. Who the fuck cares if Philly gets a single SB. They won't be surpassing us any time soon, if ever. The Patriots are on the verge of that. Why the fuck would anyone want that?
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    The One and Only Super Bowl LII thread

    Molon Labe. Nobody gets to decide my fan status but me.
  13. TheZoneSucks

    Anybody here a NHL fan?

    Stars fan here. We never did replace Eddie the Eagle.
  14. TheZoneSucks

    XFL to return

    This has strengthened rumors that have swirled for years of Disney acquiring WWE. If this version of the XFL is a success then look for McMahon to sell his wrestling business.
  15. TheZoneSucks

    XFL to return

    McMahon must read here based upon his recent comments. Again, you're welcome, Vince. You can repay me by never hiring Roger Goodell.
  16. TheZoneSucks

    Cowboy coaching thread

    Ask your mother. Also, he mad. Ain't no mods gonna save you here, pal.
  17. TheZoneSucks

    Cowboy coaching thread

    Real funny since it's Jerry's job to fix everything with the team. Jocks to socks, baby!
  18. TheZoneSucks

    Cowboy coaching thread

    "Who the fuck let the ginger in here? If we ignore him, maybe he will go away."
  19. TheZoneSucks

    It’s time to move on from Dez

    You'll still be an idiot next season.
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    We are getting lapped by other teams

    Don't worry guys. I have made sure that Philly will lose because I have decided that I would rather they get their first than NE get yet another. Philly with one SB win doesn't really bother me in the long run.
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