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  1. NoDak

    Dallas looking at Georgia QB Aaron Murray

    While I agree with you that it would be nice to have a developmental QB, there is no way in hell I'd touch Murray in the 3rd. Maybe in the 5th, but I don't even like him much there. I don't think he'll ever be much more than a decent backup/spot starter.
  2. NoDak

    Script Jerry Jones death

    Only two weeks after that horrific accident, he's already back to work? Damn, he's a tough bastard. What a great inspiration for our football team. LONG LIVE JERRY JONES!!
  3. NoDak

    Script Jerry Jones death

    Good one, Jon. But remember this. Even if I did work at Wal Mart, I'd still have a place to live and could see my kids whenever I wanted.
  4. NoDak

    Script Jerry Jones death

    I hope he lives another 40 years, and when the final fateful day of his death finally approaches, sells controlling interest in the team to the ghost of Al Davis.
  5. NoDak

    Seahawks RB takes girl with autism to prom

    Doubtful. It said she is autistic, not blind and retarded.
  6. NoDak

    DMN: Wonderlic test scores: Did a current player score higher than Jason Garrett?

    Absolutely. I have complete faith in anything you've ever said or done.
  7. NoDak

    DMN: Wonderlic test scores: Did a current player score higher than Jason Garrett?

    Do you honestly think any of us believe you scored that high? Come on, now.
  8. NoDak

    Wild rumor

    I hope that's not true. I don't care about Claiborne, but sure as shit don't want to lose next years first rounder. I hope to hell Houston takes him first so Jerry doesn't even have time to harbor this stupid idea.
  9. NoDak

    Tax tips

    Quite the opposite, actually. I don't treat normal people like this. Poking complete retards with a stick is a little hobby of mine. Why do you think I'd even bother responding to a moron such as yourself? Strictly entertainment.
  10. NoDak

    Tax tips

    Oh no. I've been called the boards biggest asshole by the boards biggest ******. How will I ever survive this scathing retort?
  11. NoDak

    Tax tips

    You owe 200 bucks in taxes? Damn. Tough break. :lol
  12. NoDak

    Hank Aaron- home run champ and fucking idiot

    Very true. But I wonder of black people were accused of being racist while criticizing Bush?
  13. NoDak

    Jerry Jones gets booed in his own building (again)

    :lol Rock, you big meany-head. But hey, Jon. Since you're taking requests over what you should do, could you smash yourself in the face with a brick, film it, then post it here? I'll pay you 50 bucks if there is blood shed. And a 100 dollar bonus for each tooth lost.
  14. NoDak

    Jerry Jones gets booed in his own building (again)

    What the fuck do I care about how he feels, or whether or not he thinks he's getting respect. Does it change how he does things? No? Ok. ~yawn~
  15. NoDak

    Jerry Jones gets booed in his own building (again)

    Well, that's great news. Getting booed again will surely make Jerry change his ways.
  16. NoDak

    Gil Brandt to Jerry Jones: Time for a change!

    :lol You're dangerously close to being inundated with cat facts.
  17. NoDak

    Northwestern University football players can unionize, federal agency says

    You might be the whiniest person on this board. Congrats. As an aside, I agree with you that college athletes should be compensated. But to compare them with slavery is pretty stupid. Even for you. I don't recall many slaves that were afforded the opportunity for free college degrees, and...
  18. NoDak

    Schefter: Jared Allen scheduled to meet Cowboys

    Which team doesn't have a contingent of their fan base like that?
  19. NoDak

    Schefter: Jared Allen scheduled to meet Cowboys

    Ah, if we're talking just wins, sure. I really doubt we'd have even won that many without Romo.
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