NoShame

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• Mar 30, 2011

I saw a pic online of Sammi Sweethearts butthole. Cute girl.

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  Midswat

• Mar 9, 2011

Yo, I should be done with the p90x thing by the summer. You want to walk around the Jersey Shore with our shirts off?

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  Midswat

• Jan 20, 2011

Not to mention, I fucking despise Italians. Wait... uh... nevermind.

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  Midswat

• Jan 20, 2011

None. I'm a married, 33 year old man with a family. Why the fuck would I want to chill with any of them? Hell, I don't even know why I watch the show...

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• Jan 20, 2011

Yeah, the novelty has worn off. It's just like the Real World now. Besides, you get the impression that the whole Guido act is just that, an act. With Mike and Snooki being the worst actors.

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• Jan 20, 2011

Paulie gets the most ass, for sure. Hell, even the dorky guido, Vinny, gets puss. Mike is always getting shot down, always talking about sticking it in, etc, they always show him in a confessional talking about bringing a chick home who's DTF, and then 5 minutes later she'll all be like "I gotta go home." So Mike goes and cockblocks everyone else.

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• Jan 20, 2011

Is it me, or does Mike have absolutely zero game.

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  Midswat

• Jan 19, 2011

I think something is genuinely wrong with Sammi. Just because she's the prettiest girl in that house doesn't mean you have to stick with her. Stop being so pathetic bro.

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  Midswat

• Jan 13, 2011

Nice avatar, bro.

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  Midswat

• Jan 11, 2011

I'd hit it if drunk. But she looks like a troll.

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  Midswat

• Jan 11, 2011

Dude, JWow probably has a bigger dick than you do. There is nothing even remotely attractive about that "woman."

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  Midswat

• Jan 10, 2011

You should totally dump Sammy. When are you going to realize that she's nothing but a drama queen?

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  Midswat

• Nov 17, 2010

Chloroform. Works everytime.

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  Midswat

• Nov 17, 2010

Don't waste my time telling me about fat girls who break sinks. That's just gross.

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  Midswat

• Nov 17, 2010

Family is doing good. Thanks for asking. How are the 20 year old bar sluts you should be banging regularly? Email me pictures. Let me live vicariously through you.

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  Midswat

• Nov 16, 2010

Sounds good. Wait . . . what?

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  Midswat

• Nov 16, 2010

It's about time you signed up, dickbag.