Why is Romo so damn fat?

[GloryDaysRBack]

What the fuck? How's it even possible that this guy is so out of shape? This isn't anything new. Same thing last few years. Does it bother anyone else?

 

[Mr.Po]

Maybe he and Sensabum traded dinner jackets?

As long as his play on the field results in wins for this team I wouldn't care if he looked like a zeppelin with twinkies falling from his ass.

 

[jeebus]

I,Want to have sex with his date.

 

[lons]

How exactly is that fat? Have you seen Rapesburger by chance?

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

He's Mexican. All them tortillas!

 

[Hoofbite]

How exactly is that fat? Have you seen Rapesburger by chance?

Just because someone is fatter doesn't mean you aren't also fat.

Pretty sure Ben wasn't any skinnier when JaMarcus Russell was playing.

 

[peplaw06]

at a bunch of message board posters saying a professional athlete is out of shape because of a picture of the guy in a suit.

 

[jeebus]

at a bunch of message board posters saying a professional athlete is out of shape because of a picture of the guy in a suit.

For the record, anybody who can no longer button the front of their suit deserves a few comments made about him, even if they aren't to stay puft proportions

 

[peplaw06]

How do you know he can't button his jacket?

 

[bbgun]

he only looks fat compared to his pencil-thin wife

 

[jeebus]

As a husky man who has worn many a jacket, I feel qualified to know when the open jacket choice has been forced on a man. When the jacket hangs perfectly vertical and the front is open 18 inches, you can button it but it won't look right. It will look like the button is just holding on.

 

[jeebus]

he only looks fat compared to his pencil-thin wife

Or because his gut is bigger than his chest, in a fucking suit.

 

[Midswat]

The girl on the far left hates her father.

 

[Rynie]

The girl on the far left hates her father.

Wahahahahaha.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

at a bunch of message board posters saying a professional athlete is out of shape because of a picture of the guy in a suit.

Agree, I don't even get why people are saying he's fat. :confused

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

This definitely isn't the only time romo has looked out of shape. The suit argument doesn't hold any weight.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Yea lets get a super cut qb at 165 that's appropriate for playing in the NFL who needs weight to protect their limbs and organs glorydays I hope you die one day

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

How about our QB just look like a normal size quarterback? Is that too much to ask for?

 

[cmd34]

Romo is bulking up since Jerry refuses to bulk up the O Line.

 

[jeebus]

The girl on the far left hates her father.

Haha