Dez Bryant Reportedly Arrested

[Bob Sacamano]

He has them all sitting around a table like cartman and his stuffed animals


Dez real doll: "Chris you're so strong and coo, make love to me."

Chris: "dez you're so kind but tyron asked first "

lol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just so you guys know, any unwanted touching is battery. Don't have to even shove, so Dez is getting convicted of something unless they settle out of court = more coke.

 

[peplaw06]

No such thing as battery in Texas.