2018 NFL Week #5 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (2-2) @ Houston Texans (1-3)

[Dustdevil]

Why do I feel a tipped INT is coming?

 

[Scot]

Bring on the Weeeeeeden!

 

[Scot]

We need a nice little 80 yard screen pass to Zeke

 

[Dupree89]

Take a shot deep. Hope for a P I call

 

[Scot]

Rico with his first career catch
Jarwin with his first career catch (in OT)
And Beesley with his first catch of the night (in OT)

 

[Dupree89]

Our offense is not watchable

 

[Dodger12]

3rd and 1 feels the same as 3rd and 20.

 

[Dupree89]

We suck

 

[Dustdevil]

Well that's that.

 

[SixisBetter]

Cue up Dandy Don.

 

[Dustdevil]

I don't care if that loses it. I can't blame the defense tonight.

 

[yimyammer]

, Sweet!

 

[Dupree89]

At 2-3 and a bottom level offense, I now hope for a loss each week.

 

[Doomsday]

4th and 1, we have NO thought of trying to draw them offisdes, we just surrender and punt.

This is Garrett's way. He's NEVER even tried that.

If they don't jump, 5 yard delay of game penalty there is no big deal.

We have shit for coaching.

 

[Doomsday]

I don't care if that loses it. I can't blame the defense tonight.

I mean, what the fuck more could thry do, right? Hold them to 16 points and you should fucking WIN the game!

 

[dbair1967]

LOOK UP MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY LOSER IN THE DICTIONARY, AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF THAT COCKSUCKING PUSSY DICKSUCKER GARRETT

I hate this mother fucking Jones and I hate this mother fucking Garrett. They deserve each other. Two of the biggest fucking losers ever.

 

[Dupree89]

Jason Garrett is a fucking loser. I hate him so much.

 

[dbair1967]

4th and 1, we have NO thought of trying to draw them offisdes, we just surrender and punt.

This is Garrett's way. He's NEVER even tried that.

If they don't jump, 5 yard delay of game penalty there is no big deal.

We have shit for coaching.

Yep. Fucking pussy fucking loser from hell.

I honestly hope they never win another fucking game. I am so sick of this garbage.

Worst coached team in the history of fucking sports.

 

[Dustdevil]

Well when you can't pick up a 3rd and 1 and are too chicken to go for it on 4th, what are you going to do?

 

[yimyammer]

congrats jeri and spawn, you've now enabled me to get more enjoyment from a Cowboy loss than a win

Go Cowboys (opponent) go!