Witten to Retire

[Scot]

Garrett is already getting his "why I failed and deserve another chance talking points" ready for Jerry.

He already has those

No Dez and No Witten

How could I possibly win without those two stars Jeruh? What do you expect from me?

 

[touchdown]

Oh, yeah. I hope we start off 0-5, and he gets fired.

I would expect the losses that could have been victories to be late in the season, when there's more pressure, when it really counts, (though all games count.)

 

[icup]

I would expect the losses that could have been victories to be late in the season, when there's more pressure, when it really counts, (though all games count.)

this is the meat & potatoes of why i hate garrett so fucking much

hes such a great motivator that he gets this team in position to choke when it matters most

and theyre a horrible team at home

 

[icup]

 

[icup]

giong w ESPN, not fox

 

[icup]

garrett outside wittens house:

 

[yimyammer]

all we need is jeri pulling his pants down to make that image complete

 

[NoMoRedJ]

all we need is jeri pulling his pants d0own to make that image complete

Thats a hideous visual. I feel really sorry for all the girls that have had to see that.

 

[bbgun]

Red: Jason, please come back for another year of clapping and heartbreak.

Witten: No.

Red: Okay. Take me with you?

 

[Scot]

Red: Jason, please come back for another year of clapping and heartbreak.

Witten: No.

Red: Okay.

Then Garrett starts clapping

 

[dbair1967]

Red: Jason, please come back for another year of clapping and heartbreak.

Witten: No.

Red: Okay. Take me with you?

If only