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Ok, one week left to come up with a list. Here are a few of mine:

• Exercise and get in better shape. I’m not Hostile morbid obese green balloon fat, but i need to be more active. I spend too much time on the computer.

• Masterbate less. I don’t know if that means banging my wife more or finding a side piece.
 
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lol

Good Lord why post resolution number 2, TMI.

I am going to quit chewing snuff, run a marathon (or at least a half marathon), read at least 10 books(read two yesterday doesn't count though), redo my den, to start I'll get more before January 1st.
 
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1. Post more. Seriously.

2. Get a Ouija board to communicate with my dead grandmother. Teach her about football. And then make a promise to her that whatever guy we draft in the first round will win us two Super Bowls.

3. Stack good days on top of good days until my fantasy team does what we came so close to this year - win the UFFL Championship.

4. Keep Cr122 on ignore.

5. Add Clutch88 to ignore. Probably Nodak also. And bbgun.
 

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Make more money than I did last year.

Continue running, hopefully get to where I can run a half marathon with my wife.
 
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