Jerry Jones turns 70 years old today

[ZeroClub]

He was born on October 13, 1942.

 

[bkeavs]

whats his life expectancy?

 

[bbgun]

His new face turns 10.

 

[Midswat]

whats his life expectancy?

He's going to live to be 87.

No. I'm not guessing.

 

[Sheik]

70 is the new 50. So, fuck us.

 

[UVAwahoos]

Reason #23545 of why I know Jerry sold his soul to the devil for that 5th SB title:

The Browns go 10-6 after trading us their first for Brady Quinn. FML. It was their best record since 1994, and only the 3rd time that they've had a winning record at all over the last 23 years.

I thought that trade was going to net us a top 3 pick, but instead, Derek Anderson somehow makes it to the Pro Bowl and we end up with Felix Fucking Jones...

 

[Jon88]

Maybe he'll get in a car wreck or something.

 

[yimyammer]

70 is the new 50. So, fuck us.

Lol, I love that we can cuss on this forum. Its such an arbitrary thing for people to get upset about (imo)

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

DIE NOW YOU MOTHER FU**ER!!! AND TAKE YOUR KIDS WITH YOU!!!