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Omar Kelly ‏@OmarKelly
I'm hearing word from by sources that Cowboys WR Dez Bryant got arrested last night in Miami-Dade. Working to confirm.

Hopefully this is not true. If it is, seriously, can anyone get control of this team?
 
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Nothing being reported at DMN. The last time this happened, he was merely questioned by police after some night club trash talking, so I'll withhold judgment.
 

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I don't see anything on his Twitter feed about this.

In fact the last entry was five hours ago with this:

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Confession: I'm craving a strawberry shortcake right now.
 

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mike fisher‏@fishsports

BREAKING: The 'Dez Bryant' ‏@OmarKelly says was arrested in Miami? Bday is 12/15/85. #Cowboys @DezBryant born 11/4/88. #Mediots

LOL

Omar Kelly is a moron.
 

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Common mistake. Any imbecile could do it.

Make him grow about three inches and gain more weight.

It can happen.
 

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I doubt the Raiders Des(mond) Bryant weighs only 220 lbs.

He weighs over 300 lbs. Isn't this conduct unbecoming of a Harvard man? Totally cool for a Raider though.
 

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It's probably just some wino in Miami. It is hilarious people like Tim MacMahon are assuming it is Bryant from the Raiders.
 

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It's probably just some wino in Miami. It is hilarious people like Tim MacMahon are assuming it is Bryant from the Raiders.

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"Well what the hell is Tim supposed to do ya mo-ron?"
 

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Omar Kelly ‏@OmarKelly
My apologies. Oakland Raiders DT Desmond Bryant was arrested in Miami-Dade last night, not Dallas WR Dez Bryant.
 

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Omar Kelly ‏@OmarKelly
My apologies. Oakland Raiders DT Desmond Bryant was arrested in Miami-Dade last night, not Dallas WR Dez Bryant.

The birthdate matches but he lost 80 pounds somehow?
 

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So glad this turned out to be a mistake...

Makes you think how close WR could be a need for this team tho if something were to happen and how valuable Austin really is.
 
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