ESPN.com: Jerry Jones stunting Dallas' progress

superpunk

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The quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys isn't supposed to take a vacation during the bye week before the playoffs. Heck, he historically isn't even supposed to have a girlfriend, not in season anyway
still love this
 

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The Niners knew it would be like dealing with 8 year olds at a lemonade stand.

It went something like this.

Trent- "Jerry, our 31st for your 18th and a second rounder?"

Jerry- ~lipsmack~ "For your 3rd rounder and we have a deal."

Trent- :WTF

Warroom- ~High fives and cheering~
 

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Think again.

Ongoing all weekend.

I am fine with it. The mantra at the zone was love everything, here it's hate everything.

I am in the middle, I was over there and I am here. I find all the homer realist schtick to be tremendously stupid.

Easy, Theebs. I know that cmd(work) guy is a jerk. I drove to a Virginia Beach Best Buy to fist fight him this weekend, but they didn't have any idea who cmd(work) was. I even wrote it down for them.

I ended up buying Dodgeball on Blu Ray. Did see Bob's photo on the wall for Employee of the Month though.
 

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Easy, Theebs. I know that cmd(work) guy is a jerk. I drove to a Virginia Beach Best Buy to fist fight him this weekend, but they didn't have any idea who cmd(work) was. I even wrote it down for them.

I ended up buying Dodgeball on Blu Ray. Did see Bob's photo on the wall for Employee of the Month though.

I was on my way down there but some dude on the internet suddenly wanted me to call him. We talked for hours...
 

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I was on my way down there but some dude on the internet suddenly wanted me to call him. We talked for hours...

He seemed pretty emotional. I hope you were able to comfort him.

You owe me $275 in gas money, $178 for hotels, $65 for food and $4.99 for that Dodgeball DVD.
 

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He seemed pretty emotional. I hope you were able to comfort him.

You owe me $275 in gas money, $178 for hotels, $65 for food and $4.99 for that Dodgeball DVD.

Send me your phone #. I'll call you and make the arrangements.

I would think you should pay me by the way. I got you out of that crappy state of yours.
 

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Send me your phone #. I'll call you and make the arrangements.

I would think you should pay me by the way. I got you out of that crappy state of yours.

Whatever. I had to go to a Virginia. I almost ended up being a coal miner and getting raped in a canoe. It was terrible.
 

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Whatever. I had to go to a Virginia. I almost ended up being a coal miner and getting raped in a canoe. It was terrible.

West Virginia. He's part of the White family from The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.
 

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Easy, Theebs. I know that cmd(work) guy is a jerk. I drove to a Virginia Beach Best Buy to fist fight him this weekend, but they didn't have any idea who cmd(work) was. I even wrote it down for them.

I ended up buying Dodgeball on Blu Ray. Did see Bob's photo on the wall for Employee of the Month though.

:lol
 
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