Draft Prediction Thread

[dbair1967]

Cowboys, or Non Cowboys. Fire away.

 

[Sheik]

Pain

 

[dbair1967]

Pain

[video=youtube;lSPNQ82Sq4E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSPNQ82Sq4E[/video]

 

[Sheik]

Exactly.

 

[junk]

They'll probably draft that Iowa TE in 4 since they need a 2nd blocking TE now.

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

draft day predictions or how these players will turn out as pros?

 

[cmd34]

We will do something in the 3rd or 4th round that will piss me off.

Midswat will lose his shit.

Sheik will try to sell (give away) the site.

Bob will say he liked him all along.

GloryDays will homer out.

MB4 will brag about latest sexual conquest of questionably legal Jersey Shore wannabe.

dbair will claim how Cowboys know what they are doing and we are all know-nothing assholes.

Booze will still be pissed that we took Ealy in the 1st round.

jon will post a video of rednecks and/or minorities doing something moronic.

junk will brag about the glory of Montana football when one of them finally gets drafted Saturday.

peplaw will bore me. (just kidding, I got nothing here)

cobrakai will push Midswat to his homer tolerance limit and get banned.

casmith profile will suddenly show up but will be extremely liberal and bitch about DCU posters bitching about Jerry. Kind of sounds like real casmith but ip address will look a lot like cobrakai's.

rockslamdance, laz, and bonecrusher will make cameo appearances.

 

[dbair1967]

^ Cabal-ers will complain regardless of who Cowboys pick, even if said player/s were guys they liked

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

If we draft manziel im going full hostile homer mode

For 2016

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

outside of manziel, i cant even think of a player in this draft that i will get uber excited about..

so the chances of me homering out are slim

i will most likely be meh over whoever we take

i havent followed this years class at all

 

[bbgun]

We will do something in the 3rd or 4th round that will piss me off.

Midswat will lose his shit.

Sheik will try to sell (give away) the site.

Bob will say he liked him all along.

GloryDays will homer out.

MB4 will brag about latest sexual conquest of questionably legal Jersey Shore wannabe.

dbair will claim how Cowboys know what they are doing and we are all know-nothing assholes.

Booze will still be pissed that we took Ealy in the 1st round.

jon will post a video of rednecks and/or minorities doing something moronic.

junk will brag about the glory of Montana football when one of them finally gets drafted Saturday.

peplaw will bore me. (just kidding, I got nothing here)

cobrakai will push Midswat to his homer tolerance limit and get banned.

casmith profile will suddenly show up but will be extremely liberal and bitch about DCU posters bitching about Jerry. Kind of sounds like real casmith but ip address will look a lot like cobrakai's.

rockslamdance, laz, and bonecrusher will make cameo appearances.

~looks for name on list~
~throws self on bed and cries into pillow~

 

[cmd34]

I was going to post something about you conducting your own draft of ex-Disney stars..1st round Selena Gomez, 2nd round Miley Cyrus, etc.

 

[bbgun]

I was going to post something about you conducting your own draft of ex-Disney stars..1st round Selena Gomez, 2nd round Miley Cyrus, etc.

big Selena fan. Jon, avert your eyes.

 

[peplaw06]

I figure I'll probably argue with Midswat for losing his shit over drafting Manziel, since Jim Nantz told us the Cowboys would find a way to get him. Yeah, you're right... boring.

 

[jnday]

Johnny Football would sure as hell change my negative attitude. He could be a bust, but the homer reaction would be priceless. The draft pick would prove that Jerry has lost his damn mind because they think he has better judgement than to make the pick. Manziel is the only player that I would get excited about.

 

[dbair1967]

Johnny Football would sure as hell change my negative attitude. He could be a bust, but the homer reaction would be priceless. The draft pick would prove that Jerry has lost his damn mind because they think he has better judgement than to make the pick. Manziel is the only player that I would get excited about.

I can think of a lot of other draftees I'd be way more excited about.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Prediction:

dbair will jizz when Jerry and Garrett celebrate and hug each other in the war room.

 

[dbair1967]

Prediction:

dbair will jizz when Jerry and Garrett celebrate and hug each other in the war room.

Prediction- Bob will have sex with another random male later this evening

 

[jnday]

I can think of a lot of other draftees I'd be way more excited about.

Damnit, you think this is a real football team that values winning. It is not. It is entertainment much like WWE.

 

[Midswat]

I predict confusion and angst.

I predict that we largely ignore what we as fans consider needs and well known players and instead take random dudes we've barely discussed or even know exist.

And a lot of war room high fives.