Sheik

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Gateway sex definition:

Having to get dick, to give dick.

Using it in a sentence:

I would gateway your man in order to get with you.
 
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lol

After further analysis of dbair's post, I think we can conclude that the "hottest chick ever" is just a reference to him dressed in drag.
 
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In 1998 maybe. She didn't strike me as the type that would age well though.


Whats the heaviest you've ever weighed?

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You have bang one, kill one and marry one... Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg and Precious?
 

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Line 'em up and pass a bullet through all 3 of their heads and have dbair come and fuck the corpses. That necrophiliac motherfucker.

Did anyone vote for Obama?
 

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Line 'em up and pass a bullet through all 3 of their heads and have dbair come and fuck the corpses. That necrophiliac motherfucker.

Did anyone vote for Obama?
Yes

Girl ever put a finger up your ass in a sexual manner?
 

Sheik

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Kidnap.

Tie up in basement.

Chop off fingers and toes.

pull teeth.

kick hard in dick 10 times.

put 1,000 thumb tacks in his torso.

rape asshole, then put peen in his mouth.

Slice him up real good with a box cutter.

put him in a plastic swim mining pool full of rubbing alcohol.

make him watch replays of Daniel Snyder pumping his fists at cowboys stadium.

chop off his arm and legs, then hit him with a blow torch to cauterize his wounds.

then tell him what a dick he is.

then keep him alive as long as possible by force feeding him dog shit and toilet water.

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same question
 

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Bullet to the head. Plant gun in manager's office at Brentwood Apartments.

If the NHL went out of business, would any of you give a shit?
 
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No. Free tickets, sure. But Im not paying 2500+ for tickets when the game and coverage is so much more enjoyable on a HD tv....


Bacon or sausage?
 
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