Answer the question above you

[Midswat]

Approximately.

Your sex life has been reduced to one position for the rest of your life. What are you taking?

 

[Sheik]

Pile driver.

Same question for someone else.

 

[Iamtdg]

Doggy style.

I will let the question continue.

 

[Midswat]

Reverse cowgirl. I get to look at the ass, while basically just laying there not working.


What instrument can you not play, that you would very much like to be able to play?

 

[Iamtdg]

Guitar.

You're going to die. Choose the last thing you ever see.

 

[Midswat]

My grown kids standing around my death bed.


How many men do you think your mother slept with after she met your dad?

 

[Iamtdg]

You sonofabitch!

 

[peplaw06]

My grown kids standing around my death bed.


How many men do you think your mother slept with after she met your dad?

Two. Of course, she's been married twice after my dad.

Text message to real dad telling him happy Father's Day? Am I an asshole?

 

[Midswat]

Depends. Start a thread describing everything in your life that has led to you hating your father and we'll discuss.


If I heard correctly on the radio, Burger King is releasing a bacon flavored sundae today. Question: How fucking retarded is America?

 

[Iamtdg]

You heard correctly.

Hash browns or steak fries with breakfast?

 

[Sheik]

Hash browns. McDonald's hash browns are awesome.

Who could eat a bacon sundae?

 

[Iamtdg]

Hash browns. McDonald's hash browns are awesome.

Who could eat a bacon sundae?

I could, and would be ecstatic to do so.

Who would not is the better question.

 

[Sheik]

I could, and would be ecstatic to do so.

Who would not is the better question.

Idk. Me. It sounds disgusting.

Favorite breed of dog?

 

[Iamtdg]

You're disgusting.

Pit bull.

Best vacation spot ever?

 

[Jon88]

You're disgusting.

Pit bull.

Best vacation spot ever?

Florida

Vacation planned this summer?

 

[Sheik]

Vegas.

Who makes those window shades that you can control with a remote?

 

[Iamtdg]

Vegas.

Who makes those window shades that you can control with a remote?

www.lmgtfy.com

Favorite beer?

 

[peplaw06]

Favorite beer?

www.lmgtfy.com

Think Hos texts while driving?

 

[Midswat]

Think Hos texts while driving?

Only one word to his daughter. Dad.


Think Hostile knows how to tell the truth anymore?

 

[Sheik]

I think he's been telling lies so long, he actually can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy.

Anyone think their mod forum is 95% threads started about him being a nice guy and how he doesn't have any enemies in real life, but he's the most hated cowboys fan ever, and how he hopes those hateful people know he still respects them?