2015 NFL Week #2: Dallas Cowboys (1-0) @ Philadelphia Eagles (0-1)

[Bob Sacamano]

Zach Martin needs to get out of the fucking way

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Witten hurt.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

FUCK.

 

[yimyammer]

Every other play is a penalty.

too many fucking rules, ruins the game, you cant ever celebrate a play because you know some fucking asshole is gonna throw a flag

 

[yimyammer]

Witten hurt.

WAT?!?!?!?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol Whitten runs like a fairy. 'ew, don't touch me'.

 

[Mr.Po]

No first and we punt here Eagles score before half..........

Yes it will happen.

 

[Midswat]

Just a small limp. He'll be fine.

 

[Mr.Po]

A gift

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

LATE HIT.

 

[Mr.Po]

Another gift

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Look like one of the players tried to club Witten in the head.

 

[Midswat]

Williams you fagg0t

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

SMALL FUCKING HANDS. This is where we miss Dez.

 

[yimyammer]

come on man!!

 

[Midswat]

Dunbar you fagg0t

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Just get the first down. PLEASE.

 

[Mr.Po]

Good hands Dunbar

 

[Midswat]

Eagles laying down for us.

 

[Mr.Po]

Gift #3