2015 NFL Week #2: Dallas Cowboys (1-0) @ Philadelphia Eagles (0-1)

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Keep the game short, move the chains.

 

[Midswat]

Byron Maxwell is fucking terrible.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

You can talk about Williams' body catches, but you cannot question his route running and chemistry with Romo.

 

[Midswat]

That looked like a TD to me

 

[Midswat]

CHALLEGE THAT

ITS A TD

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

TOLD YOU! ES-CO-BAR!

Don't challenge idiot. He didn't get it. He's short by half-a-yard.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Nevermind. It's where the ball is at. Yeah challenge it.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Nope. Not a TD.

 

[Midswat]

This is where we need Christine to pound it in.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

He's too light to power it in.

 

[Midswat]

Oh geez. Settling for a FG here would be horrible

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What did Escobar do?

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

FG COMING. What a waste of a drive.

 

[Midswat]

Terrible playcalling.

FUCKING TERRIBLE

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Garrett. FUCK YOU.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Welcome to the Jason Garrett, 'aw shucks, we'll get 'em next time' play-calling.

 

[Midswat]

GOD DAMN

 

[Midswat]

First and goal from the 1 and we run once, and pass twice.

Without our best redzone receiver.

God damn.

BEST OFFENSIVE LINE IN FOOTBALL USE THEM POUND IT IN

 

[yimyammer]

FUCK!! Great time consuming drive and I feel like shit afterwards

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

WHY DID WE PICK UP CHRISTINE AND NOT USE HIM?

God I hate that red-headed asshole.

No. Don't credit Philly's defense; credit Garret's stupidity.