2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Midswat]

I wish I could abandon my fandom of this team I like I did the Tennessee Vols.

Granted, I still root for the Vols, but I couldn't care less whether they win or lose. Hell, I never even watch them play.

I wish I could do that with Dallas.

 

[UVAwahoos]

He abandoned it way before that.

42 throws. 19 runs (w/ 1 QB sneak).

Wow are u kidding? I would have had a stroke if I saw that stat and had to post it. I am angry.

 

[cboys72]

We officially have the dumbest HC in the league....

All the dumb ass had to do was call a TO after Dez's catch with 25 seconds left then run a play or two then use our last TO for a shorter FG.

Then he tops it off by icing his own kicker. What a dumb SonaofaBitch unce

Exactly, no spinning this shit. He made an idiot call and fucked his kickeraper

 

[peplaw06]

Hopefully we stack good days on top of each other this week.

:jerkoff

Maybe next week we'll play good in all three phases.

But what about the head coaching/clock management phase Garrett?? Maybe you should be preaching 4 phases.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

List of shit that the players have to overcome to be successful:

1. Piece of shit Owner/GM.
2. clueless head coach.
3. Over-rated DC who talks loud.
4. Poor officiating regularly.
5. T. Newman.
6. Anthony Spencer's inability to give Ware any help.
7. Interior of the offensive line. All 3 of them.
8. Whenever Keith Brooking or Brady James is on the field.

Is it any wonder this team finds new ways to break our heart constantly?

Garrett is stubborn, arrogant, and to smart for his own good. Classic example of outthinking himself. Wile E. Coyote would be proud.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Someone needs to make a .gif of Garrett calling a TO and find a way so that most of the world views it. Maybe e-mail it to Jimmy Kimmel.

btw, does Terence Newman have a twitter account? I want to make him kill himself.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

You forgot Scandrick. We probably don't even need to use any TOs at the end if that PR stands.

Is this Scandricks first time playing on special teams? I mean he has NEVER done this, but then again, I do not remember him ever being on special teams in the first place. And if this is his first time, then this shit goes on DeCamillis.

 

[Sheik]

Jason Garrett can go fuck himself.

That is all.

 

[Midswat]

lol

Giants get a TD and 2pt conversion, so they're going to OT against the best team in the league.

And we lose to the Cardinals.

lol

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

List of shit that the players have to overcome to be successful:

1. Piece of shit Owner/GM.
2. clueless head coach.
3. Over-rated DC who talks loud.
4. Poor officiating regularly.
5. T. Newman.
6. Anthony Spencer's inability to give Ware any help.
7. Interior of the offensive line. All 3 of them.
8. Whenever Keith Brooking or Brady James is on the field.

Is it any wonder this team finds new ways to break our heart constantly?

You forgot DeCamillis.

 

[Midswat]

We don't deserve to win the division.

Go Big Blue!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You forgot DeCamillis.

I can't believe I actually wanted him to be the HC here.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

#2 is all that matters. We're not gonna have pro-bowlers at every position. Garrett has no clue how to coach the guys that he does have.

I've seen too many times, OCs do alot more with far less.

 

[peplaw06]

Wow are u kidding? I would have had a stroke if I saw that stat and had to post it. I am angry.

I think the worst is that Murray got 12 touches.

 

[Midswat]

I think the worst is that Murray got 12 touches.

That's okay, because he's not that good.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

I can't believe I actually wanted him to be the HC here.

!!! I would have kept that to myself. Damn I miss Joe Avessano.

 

[2233boys]

Garrett sucks

 

[Sheik]

Come back, Wade. Please?

 

[peplaw06]

That's okay, because he's not that good.

I think we had the opportunities to run today. When teams are blitzing you relentlessly, you don't beat it by throwing long passes.

 

[Sheik]

lol

Giants just got their heart ripped out.