2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Midswat]

What happened Theebs?

 

[pdom]

Not for nothing, phil, but I think If I'm going to test out that whole "anything for tips" theory, I'd rather go with a little ass to mouth scenario as opposed to seeing if she'd hold up a fucking sign.

lol

I'm assuming your family is at the table.

For ass to mouth, that's a different establishment.

 

[Cr122]

Yep. One of the better stress free Sundays in a while.

 

[Midswat]

Patrick Peterson has 4 punt returns for TD's this year?

Wow.

 

[Midswat]

lol

I'm assuming your family is at the table.

Good point.

Still, I'd have to explain to my family what the DCU is.

I'm not going to let my family know what a message board nerd I am. I don't want my kids to lose respect for me already.

 

[dbair1967]

Patrick Peterson has 4 punt returns for TD's this year?

Wow.

Too bad he stinks at CB though. Although he can try FS pretty soon.

Awesome return skills though.

 

[Jon88]

Good point.

Still, I'd have to explain to my family what the DCU is.

I'm not going to let my family know what a message board nerd I am. I don't want my kids to lose respect for me already.

You can't hide it from your family forever.

 

[Midswat]

That's why we need Dez returning every punt.

He's every bit the returner that PP is.

 

[Theebs]

17-14 atlanta.

Vikes have all the momentum. Just scored a 40 yd Td on 4th and 13.

 

[Jon88]

17-14 atlanta.

Vikes have all the momentum. Just scored a 40 yd Td on 4th and 13.

I'm switching to that game

 

[Jon88]

That's why we need Dez returning every punt.

He's every bit the returner that PP is.

I agree. It's not like losing him would be a big blow to the offense anyway because we never throw to him anymore.

He would be better than PP.

 

[Sheik]

Poll:

The first time you jacked off, did you know what the end result was going to be?

 

[Jon88]

Poll:

The first time you jacked off, did you know what the end result was going to be?

Yes I did. One of the best feelings ever.

 

[Sheik]

I didn't know, and boy was I surprised.

 

[Jon88]

I hate this official for the ATL/MIN game. He always sucks. Only reason he has a job is becase there aren't any Hispanic officials in the league.

 

[Jon88]

I didn't know, and boy was I surprised.

lol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Poll:

The first time you jacked off, did you know what the end result was going to be?

The 1st time I used lotion. Haven't since. What a mess!

 

[Midswat]

I didn't know, and boy was I surprised.

Your uncle should've warned you.

 

[Midswat]

Sheik: look at your post count and then look at mine.

lol omg!

 

[pdom]

Good point.

Still, I'd have to explain to my family what the DCU is.

I'm not going to let my family know what a message board nerd I am. I don't want my kids to lose respect for me already.

I see there are deeper issues within your family.

lol

"Daddy, what are you doing in the bathroom."

"...uh, ah...just a minute"