2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Jon88]

Really?

I always thought we were around the same age.

How old are you?

 

[2233boys]

Really?

I always thought we were around the same age.

I'm 40

 

[Midswat]

How old are you?

73

 

[Midswat]

I'm 40

IM A MAN! I'M 40!

 

[Jon88]

73

Ohhh...

 

[Midswat]

Need Giant injuries.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

I knew i was getting old when my balls touched the toilet water. Fuck.

 

[2233boys]

I knew i was getting old when my balls touched the toilet water. Fuck.

lol

 

[Midswat]

Ohhh...

I'm 34.

But I wear a diaper like a 73 year old would.

Oh, and I'm impotent.

 

[Midswat]

Or I could be lying. Like I do when I go on internet chat sites and tell teenage girls I'm an 18/m.

 

[Jon88]

I'm 34.

But I wear a diaper like a 73 year old would.

Oh, and I'm impotent.

That must suck. So how do you resist the everyday temptation of putting a gun to your head?

 

[Midswat]

BS call.

 

[Midswat]

That must suck. So how do you resist the everyday temptation of putting a gun to your head?

I log in here, read your posts, and take solace in the knowledge that there are people who have it worse than me.

 

[Midswat]

It's a damned shame that Eli is going to end up with the same number of SB rings as his vastly superior brother.

 

[2233boys]

Eli gets all this praise and he just chucks it all the time when he is about to get hit. He doesn't even look.

 

[Jon88]

I log in here, read your posts, and take solace in the knowledge that there are people who have it worse than me.

That's a good idea

 

[Jon88]

[video=youtube;6_MneR5cKog]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_MneR5cKog[/video]

Now this is almost cruel...

 

[Midswat]

If I buy my wife a Lexus for Christmas, you better believe she's taking it in the ass while one of her hot friends tongues my asshole and another sucks my toes.

 

[Midswat]

I don't give a shit about Paytons injury.

 

[Jon88]

I don't give a shit about Paytons injury.

Thanksgiving they showed video of Reggie Bush in pop warner. I love being told to care about stupid shit.