10 Ways You Know You're a Dallas Cowboys Fan

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...5-10-ways-you-know-youre-a-dallas-cowboys-fan


It's bleacherreport so take it for what it's worth but I thought it was half-decent. Too much to post here so click on it to read.

 

[Jon88]

Glad to see the confusion about Ratliff playing nose tackle is pretty unanimous.

 

[Rynie]

The #1 reason is dead-on. My girl is an Eagles fan. She asked me, "do you think YOU hate Jerry Jones more than I do?". I told her because of my emotional-ties to the Cowboys, YES. Definitely.

 

[Jon88]

No one hates Jerry Jones more than Cowboys fans.

BTW, I don't see how you date an Eagles fan. Not because of the team, just because of their reputation. I've never met one I liked.

 

[Rynie]

No one hates Jerry Jones more than Cowboys fans.

BTW, I don't see how you date an Eagles fan. Not because of the team, just because of their reputation. I've never met one I liked.

She's Rad. Super funny. Smart. Driven. Just happens to be from Philly.

 

[Jon88]

She's Rad. Super funny. Smart. Driven. Just happens to be from Philly.

She's a diamond surrounded by cow poop.

 

[Rynie]

She's a diamond surrounded by cow poop.

Yeah. She tells me stories about the games all the time. Apparantly a woman was RAPED at a game last year. HOW THE FUCK does that happen?

 

[Jon88]

Yeah. She tells me stories about the games all the time. Apparantly a woman was RAPED at a game last year. HOW THE FUCK does that happen?

I believe it. Those games should make the Guiness World Records for largest collection of human trash.

Probably happened in a bathroom stall.

 

[bbgun]

11. You're perpetually depressed.

 

[Jon88]

11. You're perpetually depressed.

I was still in a bad mood on Mondays after losing games last season the way we lost them.