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    MAN SUBMITS AT NAGA GRAPPLING CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN OPPONENT FARTS IN HIS FACE

    I have won several of my over 200 fistfights in this manner. Not to mention however many Dutch Ovens I've done on Jules.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Fuzz, please post more, but less seriously. I'm really not that damn important.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Do I need to make a 2 hour phone call?
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    I forgot her prosthetic arm.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Dullard is a title, just like Tight End. Please capitalize appropriately.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Don't ask me to do it, I'm going to be burying my Mom.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Guys, come on, man. Please don't fight over me. We're all brothers. In a world of green balloons and massage cream that gets warm when you blow on it, I'm really not that important.
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    My 600 Lb Life on A&E

    My wife is a saint. She believes every word I say. Even when I tell her she looks good.
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    Oh jesus christ

    Number of times I have masturbated? Zero, zip, zilch, nada.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Yeah, well that's not me. You'd have better luck shoving a pumpkin seed up a gnat's behind with a butter knife on a hot July in Tallahassee than you would proving me wrong, Amigo.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    Quit mocking the death of my Mom! She was so cool! Moderator! Can I get a moderator over here?
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    You obviously don't know my history, nor the fury that is about to be unleashed on you. You do know I was the one who started the wearing-the-baseball-cap-backwards fad, don't you? Well then I suppose you check Wikipedia, and tread lightly henceforth.
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    The Last Thing I Intend to Say On Josh Brent Unless He Comes Back

    When my Mom gets a hold of you in hell, Irving Cowboy, I hope she rams her stump up your ass and pulls your feathers out like she used to do to chickens.
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    Internet Sleuths Rooting Out Marathon Bombers

    I started that trend. Any word on if he was wearing jorts as well?
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    CCboy

    I don't care about post counts. Never have. I once reset mine to zero because it is of no consequence to me. Clearly it means alot to you and other members of the LDF.
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    So, punk, How mad are you right now?

    I take shits bigger than you.
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    Answer the question above you

    Glad you asked. It was the 4th quarter of Monday Night Football. For the first time ever, the Dallas Cowboys had a regular season game played in January. The season was shortened to 9 games because of the first NFL Players strike. Divisions were done away with for the year. Dallas trailed the...
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