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I shave in the shower without a mirror. Gangster.

Jon88 is my homeboy. You all keep hurling hurtful words at the guy but they just roll of his back like water off a duck.

Don't worry. We seem to have a "No more quarterbacks" drafting philosophy anyways.

yea guys!

:sneak

We're such dipshits for trading up for this guy.

It was on October 11th so now I know never to make the trip to see her the 11th-18th of any month.

Last month I was having sex with my girl and was all like "Damn baby you're so wet" and then we was laying there afterwards and I looked down and my cock and groin area was covered in blood cuz she started her period.

hahahahahaha I made that joke on twitter.

Guys!

:lol I got the reference

I can't wait until lunch.

Builds character and shit.

I would take him in the 2nd round, without question.

Yep. And when he's laying on his deathbed in 5, 10, 15, 20... however many years from now - having never won another Super Bowl... he will die with sadness in his heart knowing that he was wrong, he couldn't do it his way. And I will laugh my fucking ass off.

jonestile!! :ohsnap

Jon just told Mb4 off. Gettin' real up in hea

My mom is just judgemental and obnoxious. Plus I'm a huge selfish asshole.

Going for the kids. Let them meet their grandmother, kind of thing. I haven't seen my mom since 2008 when my oldest was less than a year old or so. But yeah, everytime I call my mom and the phone rings more than three times I get a little excited.

looks like someones been to NFL.com