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Perfect He’s Hired!

Yes Yes he can! He has zero coaching experience and virtually zero actual playing experience He can be exponentially worse on every level

Jeff Swaim can retire and become our new TE coach Hell it worked for Helen Moore at QB coach And they have the same amount of coaching experience Why not?

Don’t worry guys His brand spanking new QB coach with ZERO experience will fix him right up. He will turn him into Peyton Manning in no time Kellen Moore has got this guys! Relax!

Maybe Kraft did offer him some deal to take over when Bill retires in the next year or so. It gives him time to be a young padawan to Bills Obi Wan for another year or two https://247sports.com/nfl/dallas-cowboys/Bolt/Bill-Belichick-will-return-to-Patriots-despite-Josh-McDaniels-deal-114756377

Please lord let big bad bill retire And Brady crawl off into the sunset for good

I’ll just say one thing 4-12 And years later he’s still HC

That’s what I was thinking Why would any coach at any time decide not to take a HC job of a shitty team? To take over the HC of the fucking Patriots That’s why

So josh mcdaniels changed his mind about taking the Colts offer

Well Jerry is the boss so....

So here is our answer about how Jerry feels about the Eagles winning the Super Bowl (supposedly) “the Cowboys owner claims he's been screaming into his pillow about the Eagles being in this position instead of Dallas, and has been ever since the NFC Championship ended.”...

Hmmm... That sounds like another back up QB we all know. Oh wait, he’s no longer a player, he’s now our QB coach We have many more years of Garrett to come, even after he gets fired

It will probably turn out to be a sprained vagina, and that is why he wasn’t able to jump for those 50/50 balls. Or maybe a hangnail on his pinky finger and that’s why he led the league in dropped balls last season Something has to explain away his poor performance so that he doesn’t bruise...

I can see Dez being out to start the season. But not as a suspension, more of an injury of some type. It will be the fall back excuse as to why he was “never himself” last season. They will go on to explain that he had been dealing with said injury all last season and that’s why his numbers...

That’s actually a pretty good bet right there

How long do you think it will be before ole Jeruh starts talking about how great Randy Gregory is doing with his rehab and how he will be ready to go for the preseason?

We need to get a pool going on which Cowboy players will be suspended to start this season and for how many weeks each will be suspended

And 212 days of listening to Shegulls fans bullshit

The Eagles won the Super Bowl, but the Cowboys had two of the top three selling jerseys last season. So who’s the winner? It’s Jerry of course! Making money is more important than winning Super Bowls

Garrett being named COTY was the worst thing that could have happened to this franchise That bought I’m at least two more seasons of his process Had he not been named COTY the other year than he might have actually been in the hot seat this off season