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lol Mickey doing his best Joseph Goebbels impersonation. Does this guy know who signs his paychecks or what?

I consume porn because women, men and animals don't want me.

AIDS is survivable nowadays, like diabetes. His krypronite will probably be a sweater sale at Barney's or something.

sad publicity stunt, resulting in a brief sales jump but nothing more .... idk

What gay agenda?

6) # of times "vanilla" will be used to describe/defend Cowboys offense?

If by "mountain biking" you mean Brazilian fart videos, then yes.

they thought Cornell Green was the guilty party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-IG5-zkYvQ&feature=youtu.be

I remember Roger having a terrible Pro Bowl in 1980 because he was contemplating retirement. Back then, PB d-lines at least tried to get to the QB.

There's always an instant rush to believe, especially if the reports are extremely positive towards Cowboys players.

Carr takes giant dump in team bathroom; Jones declares it 'best dump ever'

Oh good. Now I can sleep soundly.

Everlasting is married to an 8-year-old? Perv.

For Jerry, every year is 1992.

Overblown. Dallas fans are a captive audience who have nowhere else to go. You think Metroplex fans will be watching reruns of Rangers games in November instead of the Cowboys?

I'm going to assume this is a rhetorical question. If Stephen appoints himself owner/GM like daddy, I will not be responsible for my actions.