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Rooting for the Skins to win (see! I told you he was a Skins fan!), but it won't happen.

All hail Black Jesus.

If you only look decent in comparison to other under-performing teams in the league, you're in trouble. Here's a novel idea: instead of sneaking into the playoffs and relying on an "anything can happen/hope for the best" mentality, build a team that is legitimately good. I know, I know: that's...

let him participate in Bob's imaginary threesome

more please. I'm titillated.

Not exactly a glowing endorsement of Butler.

not true. he can pop a receiver a split second after he scores a TD on us.

so they weren't randomly testing this guy or inspecting his room for smack? maybe he OD'ed before they could test him.

seriously, just "old yeller" the turd

That candy ass wouldn't even survive in the lingerie league.

I don't see us losing this game. Had we won in Baltimore, we might have looked past Carolina, but that's not an option this week. Always go with the more talented roster from top to bottom, and that's us.

That's because Tony is a racist. Or so I imagine.

then why am I sleeping on your couch?

A playoff appearance means a whole off-season of "right direction" and "In Garrett we trust," and I can't have any of that.

Just googled her. She ain't all that. Age of consent in Michigan is 16, so she's eligible to be boinked by her dad's scummy friends.

Tuna: "I don't coach penalties."

Not a given that we would have attempted a FG from the 35 had Romo's pass been incomplete. We were on their 35 yard line in the 3rd quarter as well, but instead of kicking a long FG, we tried to draw them offsides.

It was 3rd and 10. The Ravens took over and drove the field for a TD. You can blame the D for that, but Tony set it in motion.

lol Candy Crowley jumps in and saves Romo.

Not just here. He's the "third rail" at most Cowboy forums. For the "most" part, he doesn't give us much reason to complain. Usually it's other people failing the team instead of the other way around. But when he does screw up, yes, he should be held accountable like anyone else.