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Irving: will return to the team out of shape and won't have an impact till WK 7. Gregory: no expectations.

Pretty sure Roger never endorsed anything until he won a SB.

Not a franchise QB, but will be paid like one because Jerry is too lazy/stupid to find a real one.

During the lean months, I employ them to wave those flags every time I score. So far, they're well rested.

Signed a five year contract and wants a do over after two years. Fuck off.

How much do the faggy fake cowboys who wave flags after every touchdown make?

Every year it's the same fucking thing. We can never enter a season with optimism or without controversy. Fuck your daughter and gf problems you piece of shit.

My nephews don't root for specific teams, only individual players to win their fantasy league. :facepalm

I make DVDs with my sweetheart. We started out 4x3 but had to go 16x9 in recent years.

If they weren't re-aired, we'd have to adjust the tracking on our dusty VCRs to enjoy these games. That's how long it's been. Thanks Jerry.

Twill: I'm Terrance Williams of the Dallas Cowboys, Officer: Oh man, you fucking suck. Twill: I know.

Nope. They still need him, so expect to see him on the field.

Right, because they've been stingy with #55 in the past. :facepalm

Only thing worse is Tapper's back.

Which is not to say that he didn't push off from time to time. He did. Just not on that critical play.

It sure was. Offense couldn't do shit. Not prepared for the onside kick. Etc. If Irvin isn't called for that bullshit pushing off penalty early in the game, which wiped out a TD, it would have been an easier ride.

Now he just has to explain how thousands of other people without a personal vendetta have come to the exact same conclusion.

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