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Dallas wearing blue at home today. Against all wisdom and evidence, I'm taking Dallas impressively by 11.

Annnnd the deadskins convert that fumble into a FG. 27-24 Skins, 4 minutes left.

Wetz with his 2nd fumble in the pocket today. He has no pocket awareness and doesn't protect the ball. Squirrels around with it in one hand, out to his side. Easy pickens. Hey dumbass, in fucking peewee ball we learn to keep both hands firmly on the sumbitch, and keep it tucked in until we're...

Deadskins and Shegals... Tied at 24 with 8 minutes to play.

Like every felon who gets caught and serves prison time, they come out of it better at covering their tracks. NOT learning any other lesson, like "don't be doing this shit." Hell no, they study on it more and merely get better at it. You can bet there's layers and layers of coverage for...

I want you ALL to remember, I called down the thunder on these fux. Thus sayeth Doomsday, thusly shall it happen. Calling down the thunder like no other. But... at the time I didn't know that the NE organization had already been working really hard to smite themselves. Now... Today I saw the...

Don't let this cat outdo you guys, get your asses out on the web and post a picture of Jesus Christ on some Christian forums, asking "Who this man." GO!

He can't even guarantee that - the new CBA is gonna eliminate marijuana testing.

The Rams talked shit AFTER the ass kicking... DLaw talks shit about "stepping up" BEFORE. See? Just like Broadway Joe's guarantee and Jimmy's "We will win the ballgame." It's S T R A T E G Y.

DLaw will go off and just dominate the game like LT! He SAID it was time for him to step up! And we KNOW because we have seen it, he TAKES OVER GAMES that's why he is double teamed all the time! He's all fucking world!

Orrrrrr we play really nasty because we remember last year's playoff game and how they talked shit afterword about how they knew our DE calls from tendencies they'd seen on film... Plus you seem to have forgotten how DLaw's gonna "step up." We all know he can just single-handedly take over a...

Lamar Jackson's hands look huge wrapped around the ball. Have y'all noticed they're putting on a clinic on what a fake handoff is supposed to look like? None of this "show him the ball" type shit. It's old school, put it in the gut then slip it out as the RB cradles it exactly like he would if...

I had the exact same thought.

We changed up how they play, changed their assignments. The Gimp wants to rush the QB, fancies himself a meanie and wants to get some sacks. The former Seahawks' DC wants to be Mr. Fancy Pants, therefore the defense is so complicated now, they have to freeze and think way too much instead of...

Plus, the o-line looks and performs a whole lot better when defenses are scared Dak might take off with it. Removing that possibility from our offense means d-lines can just tee off, means they're not scared to blitz and run stunts and loops, means DEs aren't scared to crash in on the obligatory...

Impossible to blame Zeke, he can't hand the ball to himself. He also can't control the fucks constantly running him in the A-gap on 1st and 10, into 8-man boxes. Some of this is attributable to the above.

All us meanies in here picking on the downtrodden fucking multi-millionaire. Fo'shame, fo'shame.

HE says he hasn't been "playing like myself." HE says he needs to "step up." If double teams are the problem, why would he blame himself? There's NO good reason for him to be flapping his yap. Just do the fucking job on the field, "testify" and make your fucking statements there.

For the owner. Since he can't get his jollies in that massage parlor anymore.