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Probably 30+ years ago. Ever shoplifted an item worth more than $10?

what could go wrong?

I'm a real man, so no pedicure. TV show or movie that scared the hell out of you as a child.

For fans, maybe, but not the press--who should call them as they see them. There's also a difference between "hope" and being genuinely optimistic about their chances.

Avalon, NJ What age did you stop trick-or-treating?

Never. I'm very likeable. Apple or PC?

When I was passed over for a promotion in 1997. Left work in a huff. better gifts: on your bday or Xmas?

Jack the Ripper electric razor or blade?

lol He's a welcome antidote to Mickey's relentless gaslighting.

grilled burgers A month in prison or making love to Bea Arthur's rotting corpse?

Those are pretty much the same thing. Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

scrunchies maxi-pads or tampons?

bottle JFK: conspiracy or no conspiracy?

refried burial or cremation?

Keep her but give her a stern warning about future offenses. Mexican or Chinese food?

Cap'n Crunch or Frosted Flakes?

smellier: Limburger cheese or a homeless man's asshole?

NC Marcia Brady or Kelly Bundy?

pulled pork More disturbing: child beauty pageants or Justin Bieber's success?

McD's more racist: Bob or the KKK?