Eagles half time adjustments - score touchdowns
Cowboys adjustments at half time (and Garrett’s thinking) we are winning the game, let’s keep kicking field goals
Holy fucking shit!!!!
Do you realize this is probably the first game all season where we didn’t give up the obligatory TD within the last two minutes of the half
What good is that going to do?
That wouldn’t even hurt him since he has no balls
At least a throat punch might stop his breathing long enough to kill him
D Law is going to end up with 13-14 sacks on the season, we will pay him like he’s the next coming of D Ware, then he gets 6 sacks max next season
That’s my prediction for the offseason/next season
I hope D Law gets another sack
Because I can’t wait to overpay for his new contract. Plus I don’t want to just overpay, I want to break the bank for a marginal talent
Cuz that’s what we do! Just ask Dez, Carr, and on and on
We need to break Wentz’s arm
Not seriously or anything. Just enough to knock him out for the rest of his career
You know...
Something Joe Thiesman like
being a football fan living in Los Angeles today looks like it’s panning out to be an extremely shitty day of football
The Rams lost badly, the Raiders got spanked. The game was much worse than the score board made it look. And now my Cowboys are about to get ass raped!
Why did I wait to start...
Predictions for the game?
34-10 Eagles
Four sacks for the Eagles
Under 100 yards rushing for Cowboys
Dak runs in our only TD
Dez with 4 catches and under 50 yards
Three teams I don’t want to win the Super Bowl
1. Steelers - because I don’t want them pulling further ahead in SB rings. And cuz Fuck the Steelers
2. Patriots - cuz fuck the Patriots and see #1
3. Eagles - cuz fuck the Eagles and I never want them to win a single SB!
I literally wouldn’t care...