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Zeke needs to dominate the rest of this game

He just needs a full offseason to rest his vagina Those things get worn out when you use em too much His just needs a break

And be only the 2nd team to beat the Patriots when they lead at the half in 100 games?

With us bent over and our pants around our ankles?

Yay You get a missed field goal, you get a missed field goal, and you get a missed field goal!

Brady is undefeated vs the Cowboys And the Patriots are 98-1 when leading at the half It’s 10-6 The stats are not on our side

3rd and 6 in the red zone Hey I got an idea Let’s give Zeke a rest

Our ONLY chance to win or even be competitive in this game is if we ran it right up Brady’s ass all damn game Get in his face Hit him Repeatedly All damn game Drill him into the turf Smash his ass and keep pressure on him every down We need to make Brady feel like he is going to get...

And now we can’t fucking tackle chido has him stopped behind the first down and whiffs on the tackle which allows a fucking 35 yard gain I don’t mind losing, I don’t mind getting beat by a better team But I fucking hate losing because of our own ineptitude and failures to do the most basic of...

And he just barely made that one

Our kicker struggles when it’s not raining I expect nothing less than missed FG from our retard teams during this game He will miss at least one more FG before the game is over

When was the last time our special teams blocked a kick? I think it was Bruce Irving who did it but then got a penalty for vaulting off his own lineman And when the fuck was the last time we ran a kick back for a TD? Was it when Harris was here? To be honest I seriously can’t even remember the...

Our special teams suck big fat fucking donkey dicks!!!!

Who am I kidding? It will be Garrett’s coaching And 3 points That costs us the game

That missed kick will be what costs us the game

You could give Garrett all season to prepare for this game and that same exact team would show up looking unprepared and lost on the field

With all the talk of Garrett going to the NYG when he gets fired from Dallas after we lose in the playoffs this year I couldn’t think of a better outcome. Imagine getting to play the NYG twice a year and knowing exactly what they are going to do in each situation We would get to witness having...

My Aikman Jersey is well worn and the white isn’t even white anymore

He means they are going to “un-fuck” their offense against our 6th grader coached team

Remember the days we could do the same thing with our coaching?