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I’m curious to see the type of reception Deshawn “rub my dick” Watson is going to receive today when he takes the field the first time for the Browns. I’m guessing they are going to boo the shit out of him. But as soon as he starts winning they will forget about all the bullshit.

Say what you want about Dak But he has a pretty decent record vs the divisional opponents

It won’t surprise me when he either can’t finish the game or gets benched on Sunday!

No one knows Matt Ryan better than DQ I almost feel sorry for Matty Ice. He is going to have a real rough day this Sunday. I feel a ton of coverage pressure coming his way. If we can slow down the run and get ahead early so Matt Ryan needs to throw than it’s going to make for the perfect...

He wants a multi year deal which we can’t commit to, so no But if he is willing to sign a half year rental agreement then yes

Too bad we missed out on Randy Gregory. His 2 sacks on the season sure could help. How will we ever replace his production on the field

1 step forward (Vikings game) and 2 steps backwards (Packers/NYG games)

We got back to running the ball

How refreshing it is to have a Cowboy team NOT coached by Garrett that will actually make half time adjustments when shit ain’t going right. Carrot top would have just told his team to try harder and head back out on the field with the same ineffective game plan after halftime.

Tom Landry would make you run laps if he caught you smiling

Run The Fucking Ball!

Well it looks like we turned back into a pumpkin this game. Can’t seem to string two good games together like I said before the game started.

Saaaaweeeeeeet! The Cowboy game is being broadcast in 4K! He all yeah baby!

Not since The Rolling Stones

Happy Thanksgiving you fuckers! Now let’s go shitstomp them Vagiants!

If we don’t get 9 sacks tomorrow with all those O-Lineman out then we got problems

Last week was a perfect storm. We were coming off a historic and devastating loss to the Packers while the Vikings were coming off an amazing win over the Bills. Everything just fell into place for us to Shitstomp them. Now this week the tables are turned. We are coming off a historic and...

Here are our Turkey Day helmets

So when does the Beckem Bowl thread get put up?