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right direction, mofo

but can he get a hardcover edition of Game of Thrones up his ass?

i love sex puns

ah, I see. sooooo, who's getting those beads shoved up their ass?

what's face fucking?

Ryan Nassib? No.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/NFP-Mock-Draft-Version-70.html crazy picks in the top 10, but he got Dallas right

She expected the cops to believe that she was rape-worthy?

First guy I thought of was Yancy Thigpen and he's not on the list.

As long as you don't mind defecating in a bucket, we have a deal.

You can live in my basement as my love slave for $300/mo.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/shutdown-corner-post-combine-mock-draft-picks-17-205033690--nfl.html I would harm myself.

The 9-7 Giants? Pfft. You should be pimping the Ravens, who lost four out of five down the stretch and still won it all. With a few breaks, that could be us!

lots of nice deals in Detroit

For a semi-decent house, you need to put a lot of money down to get a mortgage these days.

I'm intrigued. Less intrigued.

Frisco now has 15 picks in this year's draft? Holy shit.

Subtlety is for Cinemax. That porno of hers was R rated at best. Oh, and condoms? Fuck you.

Cameraman should be shot. We never got a good look at her ass, vag or tits. She's 18 and broke, so she'll keep doing porn. She already lost the crown, so she has nothing left to lose.

Just a mid-round pick next year.