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Randy Marsh (on alcoholism): "I'm sick. I have a disease." Stan Marsh: "No, Dad. You just have to drink less. It's very simple."

Never has one man filmed so many unfunny commercials.

We still have the inside track on winning the division even if we lose, due to strength of schedule. The difference is that they have a real QB.

No surprise. These are the same assholes who just attacked Rudolph.

Aikman worked out Gonzalez and LaFleur before the draft. Not sure if that would even be allowed today. Anyway, Gonzalez was long gone, leaving us with Frenchie. He actually had some decent games before his back gave out. Carver was a dud but held his own when Haley suddenly retired (then...

LVE because, sure enough, Lee got hurt again and we weren't able to survive that in previous seasons. And Gallup would have an extra 150 yards on his ledger if his QB knew how to throw a damn ball.

yep http://www.dallascowboyscentral.com/showthread.php?7449-Cowboyswire

and once again we won it all :lol it's as if centers were interchangeable back then

Have you noticed how the networks almost never focus on the cheerleaders anymore? Maybe they're losing their fastball.

He was, but we didn't miss a beat when he got hurt in '93.

No love for Clay Shiver or Al Johnson? Haters.

Like the long snapper in Washington, we seem to draw odd penalties that cost us dearly.

I was dubious when the flag was thrown, but it's clear that he had both hands on Coop's arm. Absent the hold, that's probably a completed pass.

I still can't believe they let him pass the ball on the Cooper PI play late in the 4th. An INT there and Garrett is run out of the building.

No one likes a sore winner, Spiro. Did you really think we would win?

Randy's giving Leon Lett a run for his money tonight

We need a pure speed complement to Zeke. Someone like Dunbar (but not Dunbar). Also, Zeke leaves the field a lot, esp on 3rd down. I worry about his conditioning.

Rod Smith looks like he's running in mud this year.

He can only play in the last three games.

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