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  1. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Surprised the Packers want him. They put on a clinic in the playoff game on how to neutralize him. He couldn't have been more invisible. They have enough talent to be drafting somewhere in the 20's, so it's not like we'd be sending him to New Orleans.
  2. bbgun

    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    Oldest looking college kid in America. He was only 22 here. Not sure what Jean, an absolute dime, saw in him.
  3. bbgun

    Thank you Jimmy Johnson!

    Was screaming at the TV to kick the FG. Yes, I realize mental midget Elliott was shaky.
  4. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    You'd be trading a stud (albeit flawed) for a bunch of maybes. The Rams did the same thing with Dickerson and did nothing with those draft picks.
  5. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Dooms (may I call you Dooms?), don't get sucked into dbair's rabbit hole of unrealistic trades that greatly favor Dallas.
  6. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    Dude (may I call you dude?), a rebuilding team like the Titans is not gonna fork over high draft picks (which will almost certainly be in the top 10) when they're not one player away.
  7. bbgun

    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    To cheer you up, here's Jerry in the Jones family graveyard. It shouldn't be long now.
  8. bbgun

    The One Big Ass Parsons Trade Tracker

    They won't trade him. That would be tantamount to quitting on the season, and Jerry doesn't want to see empty seats. He thinks we're a contender every year.
  9. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    that's just how Gen Z pouts
  10. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    If we got more than a 6th for him I'd be shocked. Only we overpay for mediocrity.
  11. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    He can't use that brag anymore. A whole generation has no memory of them.
  12. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    Why do I get the feeling that the documentary will be chock full of infuriating clips?
  13. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    Mazi might get a sack this week!
  14. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    I can't jerk off to that at all. Okay, I lied.
  15. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    He can't publicly say that his genius owner made a mistake.
  16. bbgun

    2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Tracker

    Do our d-linemen know where the weight room is? Asking for a friend.
  17. bbgun

    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    oldest looking college kid I ever saw
  18. bbgun

    Thank you Jimmy Johnson!

    If you mention that Atlanta game on MNF one more time ...
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