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Just a bunch of true believers trying to prove their "real fan" bona fides by outhomering each other.

tater your crappiest job ever?

Even more ironic considering he loves to use that "come down off the cross, we could use the wood" line over and over again.

How did someone that fat get up on a pedestal? Probably required a crane or something.

Official mascot of CZ

The notion that Jerry and the Cowboys are indivisible, or that an attack on one is an attack on the other, is sheer lunacy. It's like saying that disagreeing with a president's polices is anti-American or unpatriotic, totally ignoring the fact that one of our most cherished liberties is dissent...

Probably 30+ years ago. Ever shoplifted an item worth more than $10?

what could go wrong?

I'm a real man, so no pedicure. TV show or movie that scared the hell out of you as a child.

For fans, maybe, but not the press--who should call them as they see them. There's also a difference between "hope" and being genuinely optimistic about their chances.

Avalon, NJ What age did you stop trick-or-treating?

Never. I'm very likeable. Apple or PC?

When I was passed over for a promotion in 1997. Left work in a huff. better gifts: on your bday or Xmas?

Jack the Ripper electric razor or blade?

lol He's a welcome antidote to Mickey's relentless gaslighting.

grilled burgers A month in prison or making love to Bea Arthur's rotting corpse?

Those are pretty much the same thing. Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

scrunchies maxi-pads or tampons?

bottle JFK: conspiracy or no conspiracy?

refried burial or cremation?