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you were already drunk by 8 PM. I'm officially worried.

anal is hard to do spontaneously. enemas are necessary prevent mood-killing "accidents." or so I've read.

so I'm guessing anal sex is definitely on the table. cool. bring in another chick for some hot a2m action.

I'm just wondering who first brought up the idea of anal beans. "Say honey, I was thinking .."

right direction, mofo

but can he get a hardcover edition of Game of Thrones up his ass?

i love sex puns

ah, I see. sooooo, who's getting those beads shoved up their ass?

what's face fucking?

Ryan Nassib? No.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/NFP-Mock-Draft-Version-70.html crazy picks in the top 10, but he got Dallas right

She expected the cops to believe that she was rape-worthy?

First guy I thought of was Yancy Thigpen and he's not on the list.

As long as you don't mind defecating in a bucket, we have a deal.

You can live in my basement as my love slave for $300/mo.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/shutdown-corner-post-combine-mock-draft-picks-17-205033690--nfl.html I would harm myself.

The 9-7 Giants? Pfft. You should be pimping the Ravens, who lost four out of five down the stretch and still won it all. With a few breaks, that could be us!

lots of nice deals in Detroit

For a semi-decent house, you need to put a lot of money down to get a mortgage these days.

I'm intrigued. Less intrigued.