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the clock stops if you don't make it on 4th down

Now there's the Cowboys we know and love. Moral victory #2.

the defense always does this (looks all-world and then remembers it sucks)

Is Vick hurt again?

so we go from a forced FG to a TD

Nazi Germany

Shit, I'd trade Dbair for an old movie on beta.

Yes. Bob for Cowboyjoe.

That was under Wade, not Garrett.

Er, that's exactly what Rat did.

It was beautiful weather in SD, KC and Philly when we spun our wheels on offense.

We don't score a lot of points on the road, whether we're facing a shitty defense or not. To wit: Boys: 17 Lions: 23

I'm going to temporarily lock this thread because a) it is stupid and b) I want to know what it feels like to abuse my power like Brainpaint.

chop off his balls

for starters, yes. and then the oddsmakers will add to or subtract from that number based on the home team's abilities and their opponent's abilities. I'm not a gambler, but that's the way I've always understood it. And it goes without saying that Vegas and the neighborhood bookies set their...

why not? we're only talking about three points. you can be a home team and still be a huge underdog.

they are, but it's a mirage

the line is misleading. a lot of fans don't know the home team is spotted 3 points. in reality the Lions are probably slightly favored.

they're favored based on location, not ability. in reality, the game is even.

not really. the home team is usually spotted three points to begin with, making this game more or less even.