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As much as I hate our head coach, I actually like most of our players. But I'm getting to where I can't stand Claiborne. Truly one of the dumbest players we've ever drafted. Maybe the dumbest. Not even talking about the Wonderlic, either. Just STFU and get on the practice field for once and...

Well I'm sure that encouragement from an obese NYC homebounder will turn Martin's life around. And is that Spaulding shot real? That's not shopped?

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Illuminati plot

Wait, what? So jon is saying what... That this was done by the government? Like 9/11?

I think he had it then because he knew his job was guaranteed for the next year anyway. Which don't get me wrong, doesn't make it suck any less

Our defense doesn't have a lot and doesn't have nearly the talent of our offense... I never argued anything different than that, amigo.

And that reminds me I can't believe I forgot maybe the best player on the team. 1. Tyrone Crawford (and Smith would be 1a)

Okay, right this second maybe he isn't, but then Romo can't be either. ACLs are what, probably a 90%+ recovery rate anymore. So until proven otherwise, I'm going to assume he'll be okay by mid-season at the latest.

I'd put Melton in there somewhere but then maybe you bump the corner... But point stands that our offense should be elite. Of course it isn't and we all know why.

Yeah, I wish we'd have taken Millard after he lasted that long. And I'm kind of surprised we didn't with Jerry's OU connections. I mean, you could've gotten Switzer on the horn to vouch for him.

Big arm terrible accuracy types usually don't amount to anything in this league.

It might not even take a playoff berth. We could be 4-2 and Jerry could do it. He's that crazy. That happens and I guess I'm done for good. I feel like I about 90% am anyway, but for some reason I hold out hope Jerry could see the light, even if that takes us shitting the bed fantastic...

There's no doubt we can make the playoffs in this parity league and shitty division. We should have made it the last few years if not for throwing up all over ourselves multiple times. People can talk about our D, and it has been terrible, but our offense should be elite.

We're stupid. And by we, of course I mean Jerry. Probably Red, too.

LOL Holy shit.

What an idiot. He doesn't even know who Tyrone "Reggie White" Crawford is.