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I thought about banning you for that but then realized it could have been worse, you could have posted a closeup of Pelosi. Carry on.

Shit Goddamn Get off your ass and jam Muhfucka say Shit Goddamn Get off your ass and jam Muhfucka say Shit Goddamn Get off your ass and jam...

Sing along with me. "Fifteen years ago and we still play the same Why do we, have to be soooo fucking lame..."

Thank you bbgun, for posting that informative article.

Only 63 days until training camp, boys!

That was episode 1, 2nd half.

Yep he thinks the hay is in the barn.

I've long believed our FO thinks we have a pretty much pat hand, personnel wise.

Mike Vick the dog killer: "Jus fo' tha recud, I never lost ta dallas!"

That's pretty far fetched. Given the season he had, I am sure it was. But I doubt it was a consideration in week 2.

That's much more likely, all of this was edited and in the can long ago and we're actually just seeing the daily shit they were tolerating. The FO had no idea they were actually going to cut the fuck after the season.

Plus Scot, you're forgetting the sudden meeting with Jerral. Source: Jason Witten has had his meeting with Jerry Jones to discuss retirement. No final announcement has emerged, but all signs point to Witten leaving for the TV booth, as first reported by ESPN. — David Moore...

You do if they piss you off, orrrrr if a ESPN VP makes you an offer that night, you can't refuse. Like, 10 million annually and a signing bonus to cover your restructure bonus you'll have to forfeit. Something like that. There's never been any reason to doubt Stevie's veracity.

Yeah he probably forfiets that guarantee, that up-front money but ESPN probably covers that for Jason. There's really no question now, that this was a sudden decision the Cowboys FO wasn't in on. I wonder what happened last night, to change Witten's mind. Everything pointed to his going...

If you like weak answers.

Stephen Jones tells @1053thefan that reports of @dallascowboys all-time receptions leader Jason Witten retiring to become NFL broadcaster is “news to us” but also that Jerry is getting set to meet with Witten. #DallasCowboys — KristiCowboySideline (@KristiCowboy) April 27, 2018

And yet, Biltmore drafted themselves a Heisman award winning QB at #32 last night. Traded up for it. Sir William of Occam says Yimmy's take on it seems a lot more likely than Dez not wanting to play with Flacco.

I don't doubt he's a first ballot shoo-in.

Did he stand on that stage last night with Troy and Roger, knowing that in less than 14 hours he was gonna hang up the cleats? Orrrrrrr... Did the rather mediocre 1st round pick tip his decider scales? Did something happen last night that made up his mind for him? Otherwise why not announce...

Yep. End of an era. Our depth chart for TEs isn't worth a fuck. Probably now we will be reaching for one in the 2nd round of the draft. That is if they have eyes and realize Rico ain't the answer.