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As long as Garrett remains the head coach we ALL know that there is no hope for the future of this franchise until he is gone and/or Jeruh dies Those are the only two things left to root for as a Cowboy fan

It’s sad because we know that games like this are what will guarantee that both Garrett AND Dak are still here next season Which means absolutely nothing will change and nothing we do this season will matter It’s not like we will make the playoffs And if we did it’s not like it would matter...

Exactly! We are up by 30 on a strong team who made it to the playoffs last season and I’m about as excited as I am when I hear the microwave ding letting me know my hot pocket is ready

It’s amazing what can happen when you go with what your strengths are Apparently Garrett is only willing to do it every other game

He will fit in perfectly here Because neither can we!

Get ready for all the “we gon win da Supa Bow” talk all weak long

They can’t even lose right Fucking Cowboys!

Holy shit We got another turnover

And it’s Mr INT for the Cowboys first INT of the season

If the Jags come back and win after how dominant we were in the half it would be even worse for Garrett than if it was just a shitty game all day long

Time to shit the bed!

And now he is back in the game! Lucky he wasn’t badly hurt That bent knee looked bad

2nd half adjustments coming right up Time for Garrett to outsmart the other coach which means abandoning what’s been working So no more running Dak, running Zeke, and throwing to Beasley Garett: “Don’t worry guys, it will work, you just need to trust in the process”

Zeke stuck Campbell on that chip block real good!

It looks like Conner McGregors pre game pep talk worked I wonder what he said? “Don’t get knocked out” probably

Garrett’s vagina gonna go for it?

This always happens We shit the bed, everyone starts chanting “fire Garrett” Then... We do just enough the next game to quiet ppl down. Then rinse and repeat. For 8 years and counting

EXACTLY this is a Garrett job saving game!

Garrett’s philosophy? If it works abandon it and try something else

Don’t worry guys Our second half adjustments are coming up soon Which means no more throws to Beasley and no more getting the ball to Zeke