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When is Santana Moss gonna go away? Cowboy Killer

I make history everytime I wake up.

He's obviously got some issues....

Be an annoying blowhard and a forum bully.

I'm not even going to reply to that because I'm so cool.

The doctor told me he's never seen a heart like mine. He even bought my wife and I dinner.

lol It's someone to a T.

I met her when I was changing an old man's tire. Turns out it was her dad.

I eat 35 pieces of bacon every morning. My wife gets up at 4:30 to cook them. She said she's never had a husband like me.

I was hurried.

lol @ that dumb ass Texans player. That's something we would do.

Nice highlights assholes.

I'd piss myself. No one would know.

Highlight time! Dun dun dun dun dun. dan na na nan a

I do 5000 crunches every morning.

Nothing

I put up 45 points by myself one time. You saw that guy from Mississippi who went on to Oklahoma? He learned it all from me. /Hostile

He can't follow the dress code either. I don't care if Garrett lies for him.