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That's a better explanation than a few small office fires.

~grabs the gun from NoDak and disassembles it in 1.25 seconds~

~flips table back over~ Both of you fucking stop!!

That's not even possible! No way that happens!

I'm not aware of Cyprien. Is he good?

Overall I think Jim Carrey is the consummate douchebag, but I loved him in Dumb and Dumber.

I didn't just read that, did I?

We already tried this with Randall Williams. Let's draft players who are ready to play in the NFL without any kind of special development. That sounds like a good idea to me.

I sure don't. Hopefully this is a wake up call to that delusional old man.

Good to see we aren't up there. Take that you piece of shit!

You're on to something.

Same reason Tank, Pacman, and Newman were available from us instead of being handed extensions drawn up by Jerry's retarded son: They suck ass.

Shit

Shit, I might need 10 with my LCR. Shit

I'm so sick and tired of signing castoff lineman every year. Why don't we learn how to draft lineman FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Anything past 5-8 yards and my Ruger LCR sprays bullets everywhere.

That's fine. Just make sure it has an 8 round magazine and we're good.

No problem. I'm rehabilitated now. I'm just trying to educate people to make sure they don't go down the same path I did. It's just not worth it.

I used to own a wolverine fighting ring. The ones that didn't win would either get drowned, electrocuted, or had to fight me.