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I was excited before I heard the news of his gynecologist visit today: Torn labia. Possibly out for the year.

Word is if they go 3-13 again he plans on blowing the team up.

The flat black helmets should be reserved for college. What a joke. Stick to gas stations, fuck face.

We've handed out some bad extensions over the years, but this one to Church will go down as the worst if he can't come back from this achilles injury. Odds are he can't. No other team in the league would have done that.

I want mines!

That's news to me.

No one knows.

#real talk

Where's the draft party at? At Cowboys Stadium?

:lol

No I am, but I wanted to get an answer directly from him.

Was that supposed to be funny?

What the hell happened to the board?

Nope. I'm not crazy.

I thought we were cutting Doug.

Everyone would have on this team.

He's a moron. We've already established that.

"I haven't been to a Cowboys game."

Did he say anything about me???

The ultimate bullshiter.