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There goes our semi-annual tight end pick in the second round. Ok, hang on, my sources are telling me he went to Stanford and can count to 10. He was off our board.

He thanked all the losers booing him.

I don't think Emmitt ever interviewed for the job. They were just like "Go out there and say some shit."

He had me so fooled that he was a good speaker. Then all the sudden they canned him. I was floored.

He know.

I wish Emmitt was still with ESPN. Very eloquent and in depth.

He looks like a pussy.

Can you clap louder, Goodell?

Dexter and Kenny Powers look nothing alike, plus mine says Konichiwa Bitches, Spanish for "The Cowboys fucking rock."

I think everyone is forgetting about Matt Johnson. Once this labia tear heals my sources are telling me he'll be good to go. It might be as early as the middle of training camp.

You never like my avatars, Mid. I never can do anything right...

We're always really good in the second round. Not worried.

:lol Jaguars fans

Roger Goodell is a big fag.

No, that's not true. For the players I can see, but they aren't watching the draft. This is probably for recruitment. This whole thing reminds me of a big slave trade with white people mixed in.

We've taken some good 3rd rounders over the years. We got immediate help on the line. I wish we would have gotten more, but I like the trade down.

I'm sure he can make the line calls because of his degree and he probably won't let the clock run out or snap the ball 5 yards over Romo's head. I'm looking forward to having a good center for the first time in years.

Why is 50 cent the chosen musician for the draft? Did they check the demographic first?

I wish we had drafted Datone.

He's the wrong color.