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He has to be the worst football man in the NFL

I really hope we don't absorb that hit.

My theory on Rob Ryan is this: He's mastered the art of appearing to be a genius when in fact he's an idiot who's only good at eating 10,000 calories a day and clogging toilets. His defenses are a reflection of him: smoke and mirrors hiding a giant turd.

Crap, I didn't think of that.

I wish we still had Dexter Coakley. Anyone remember that time he was miked up on MNF against the Skins? He was a great leader and was all over the field.

Does Brandon Magee have the same ring to it as Devonte Holloman? I don't think so.

Sounds like we've got people who can potentially take his place - Wilbur or Crawford. We need to let him walk after this year.

Wow. Sounds like this girl was up to no good.

Wow. I guess you can't expect anything less than a Hooters girl. She's one step above a stripper.

I quit Burger King to pursue my dream of selling shower curtain rings.

I can play fullback.

Rob Ryan is a fat ass retard. It doesn't matter how many defensive players move before the snap. If they have no fucking clue what they're doing, it won't matter.

Timestamped in the You Should Post More Seriously Forum

Like I said, if I helped one person I did my job.

I knew it was by the third question. I just hope no one was fooled.

Who?

Conan's a f a g who thinks his higher IQ than the average person makes anything he says funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

Conan strikes me as a big geek. He's funny here and there, but overall he's annoying.

That was fake!