I often wonder "where the hell did these people go wrong in life?"
What makes people do the sick things they do?
Like this guy for example (NSFW):
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He needs 1900 yards a season for the next 5 years. He may average 1200 over that period if he's lucky. That puts him 3,500 yards shy of the record. That's not very close.