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Jenkins is for sure servicable. Scandrick, and at this point Newman, can only be considered "servicable" if the point of your defense is to allow first downs by being a step late but still be able to make the tackle after the first down pickup most of the time.

Yeah but who cares? I just have trouble drawing a straight line from "Jerry does stuff and talks to Jason on the field" to "This is why we suck".

He is an insane person. No thanks.

Atlanta and Detroit are good matchups for us but I'd rather play Matty Ice in our house than Stafford.

We replace shitty players with shitty players who are also stupid.

I'm kind of surprised people care about this, too.

Yeah but what are Witten and Ware's stats?

I love it when you talk dirty. You can't even believe what I'm doing with my belly button and this pile of Frito's right now.

We said before the season ryan was getting more talent than he's ever had to work with. And that may be true for the stars. Our good players are having career years. wade has houston ballin. It's just time to face the fact that noone can polish these turds. Ryan is fine, let's overhaul this...

whining about whining so GFY I guess?

I'm just not seeing much growth. If you know the playbook and know the reads and are preparing like you're going to be the starter every week we should at least see some functionality. McGee runs like two plays well, plays where we roll him out of the pocket, the rest is hit or miss if he can...

We made a sandman at the beach today. He is indifferent about the Cowboys.

Fuck the Giants. We'll kill em. We play well in NY and Eli doesn't.

Matt Moore is ballin out of control.

Baby Jesus is pushing Dave Rayner's FGs all over the place.

*throws TD*

Jesus makes our economy go-go-go. That's a good thing.

You need like a history lesson combined with some sort of cultural perspective to combat your myopia. (shout-out to Hos) All of our (humans in history) Sun Gods were born at the same time. It's not a coincidence. Jeebus wasn't the first. We've been celebrating the exact same thing in a thousand...

Carson Palmer has the worst pocket presence.

Pick any Sun-god you want and declare them the reason for the season. I just want to make sure axial tilt (which is the reason we celebrate the "return of the Sun/Sun Gods" like Jesus) gets it's due.